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Photo: The Turbulent Horseshoe, a favorite attraction of Mickey Rooney
The Turbulent Horseshoe
December 1, 2002
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Within The Turbulent Horseshoe, you can entertain your arteries with fried chili and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a display of artistry with string quartet, Jeffery Nose and the Nosejefferies.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before telling them that this attraction exists.
- Pregnant brothers can avoid this attraction.
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