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The Surreal Horseshoe, a favorite attraction of Frank
The Surreal Horseshoe
November 11, 2015
Avg. queue length:
Within The Surreal Horseshoe, you can entertain your arteries with french friend pickles and watch lunch-curdling entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a concert with classic pianists, Guy Topiary and the Topiaryguies.
- If it's your birthday, animatronic characters might sing to your friends.
- After riding this attraction, go on something in a distant area of the park.
- Minimum height 18" (or 9" and heavily bearded).
- Pregnant props will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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