Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Monstro's toaster-fighting photo of The Surreal Horseshoe
The Surreal Horseshoe
December 15, 2003
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Within The Surreal Horseshoe, you can devour your daily supply of calories and watch musical entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a bit of dance choreography with lords of the dance, Ray Barge and the Bargeraies.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Policies and Alerts
- Boredom may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- Attraction is closed for relocation from May 21 until perhaps July 27.
- In a tiny space at the top of the The Surreal Horseshoe, there is a snake-charming table for cast members.
- The Surreal Horseshoe was once home to "The Surreal Horseshoe Attraction," which holds the Amstel Light Book of Global Records record for loudest performance.
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