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Pictured: The Stained Horseshoe attraction as seen from the top of the Antarctic
The Stained Horseshoe
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 30, 2009
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 43 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Zero dollars
Description
Within The Stained Horseshoe, you can entertain your arteries with food at the end of a long line and watch brilliant entertainment. Make sure to check a park schedule so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with master magicians, Jeffery Bird and the Birdjefferies.
Touring Advice
- If traveling with a religious group, try to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- After enjoying this attraction, go on something more magical.
Warnings
- Minimum height 34".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from unstylish haircuts, sin, or clothing, cardiac, liver, personal, or lung problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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