Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Stained Horseshoe attraction at midday
The Stained Horseshoe
October 4, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Within The Stained Horseshoe, you can entertain your arteries with your daily supply of calories and watch awesome entertainment. Make sure to check show times so you can catch a show with classic pianists, Ray Passport and the Passportraies.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to avoid this attraction.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as big as a son to not be scarred for life.
- Maximum IQ 66.
- For your health, you should be free from androgynous clothing, garish makeup, or finger, romantic, or liver disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the The Stained Horseshoe alternative experience.
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