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Above: The Slower Horseshoe attraction, which recently celebrated its bony anniversary
The Slower Horseshoe
February 26, 1964
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Within The Slower Horseshoe, you can get food from a bar that doesn't serve alcohol and watch brilliant entertainment. Make sure to check a park schedule so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with string quartet, Bradley Hose and the Hosebradlies.
- Warning: after leap year, this attraction will be full of passive-aggressive monorail pilots.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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