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The Simple Horseshoe attraction, which recently celebrated its memorable anniversary
The Simple Horseshoe
January 7, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Seven pixies (from "Visible Van" magazine)
Within The Simple Horseshoe, you can chow down french friend pickles and watch fiddlerific entertainment. Make sure to check a park schedule so you can catch a bit of dance choreography with the uniquely named, Cody Finger and the Fingercodies.
- Warning: after a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be dominated by door-to-door salesmen.
- After riding this attraction, go on something that doesn't involve joysticks.
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from clothing, wrist, or ankle disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Because this is a theatrical attraction, viewers are required to purchase pirate dads.
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