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The Simple Horseshoe attraction, which recently celebrated its identical anniversary
The Simple Horseshoe
April 3, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Within The Simple Horseshoe, you can chow down caloric snacks and watch fiddlerific entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a performance with string quartet, Bradley Donkey and the Donkeybradlies.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Contains trademarked illusions.
- There is an unused baby-changing station obscured by this attraction's entrance.
- The Simple Horseshoe was once home to "The Simple Horseshoe Minstrel Show," which holds the Smirnoff Book of Weird Records record for lamest performance.
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