Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Simple Horseshoe attraction, accurately falling in the shrouded sunlight
The Simple Horseshoe
January 17, 1956
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Within The Simple Horseshoe, you can chow down your daily supply of calories and watch mountain-style entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a show with lords of the dance, Jerry Topiary and the Topiaryjerries.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know queue up for this attraction if in a hurry in the evening.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as big as yourself to go on.
- Unborn infants should avoid this attraction.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, excessive headgear, sin, or wrist, chin, attention-span, or liver problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Waiting may occur.
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