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Rocketeer's rocket-flaming photo of The Simple Horseshoe
The Simple Horseshoe
January 24, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Four Walts (according to Thumper)
Within The Simple Horseshoe, you can eat caloric snacks and watch awesome entertainment. Make sure to check show times so you can catch a set with slapstick maestros, Jeremy Figure and the Figurejeremies.
- Warning: unusually princess-addicted children will want to experience this ride multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Bumping may occur.
- No shoplifting or dawdling encouraged.
- It is rumored that George of the Jungle's frozen joystick is stored in a vault beneath this ride.
- The Simple Horseshoe was once home to "The Simple Horseshoe Minstrel Show," which holds the Foster's Book of World Records record for least changing performance.
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