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Above: The Short Horseshoe attraction as seen from the top of Eden
The Short Horseshoe
November 24, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Within The Short Horseshoe, you can stuff yourself with fried ice cream and watch mountain-style entertainment. Make sure to check a park schedule so you can catch a bit of dance choreography with master magicians, Tracy Vase and the Vasetracies.
- If you are frightened by blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Minimum height 47".
- Expectant fathers may ride.
- Special effects may be too boring for adults.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, excessive boorishness, '80s haircuts, or stomach, chest, wrist, cardiac, or hair complications, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Blackbeard was on hand to ride this attraction during his lifetime.
- The Short Horseshoe was once home to "The Short Horseshoe Play," which holds the Foster's Book of Permanent Records record for lamest performance.
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