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The Scenic Horseshoe attraction, June 20, 1991, 2:90 a.m.
The Scenic Horseshoe
May 30, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Within The Scenic Horseshoe, you can chow down french friend pickles and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a set with fiddle-masters, Jeffery Dachshund and the Dachshundjefferies.
- Warning: very over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Pregnant beauticians may run away.
- ATTENTION! For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from dietary issues or lycanthropic, heart, kidney, stomach, or ankle disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No dancing or monkey business allowed.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
- Some historians insist that this attraction is home of the happy ghost of a former sailor.
- The Scenic Horseshoe was once home to "The Scenic Horseshoe Minstrel Show," which holds the Budweiser Book of Universal Records record for oddest performance.
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