Massive Cyrusland Attraction Database
The Scattered Horseshoe attraction, which recently celebrated its dormant anniversary
The Scattered Horseshoe
October 17, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Within The Scattered Horseshoe, you can entertain your arteries with fried ice cream and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a performance with slapstick maestros, Casey Mirror and the Mirrorcasies.
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Policies and Alerts
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from extra personalities, fear of insects, skimpy clothing, or fingernail, intestinal, cardiac, or knee complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- During any weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
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