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Above: The Retro Horseshoe, a favorite attraction of José
The Retro Horseshoe
July 14, 1988
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Within The Retro Horseshoe, you can stuff yourself with your daily supply of calories and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a performance with the uniquely named, Bobby Face and the Facebobbies.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, don't talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Magical American") can experience this attraction half an hour prior to the gates opening.
- For your benefit, you should be free from sea sickness or back or shoulder issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No dancing or churros allowed.
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