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A cold view of The Remote Horseshoe when it's not bathed in children
The Remote Horseshoe
June 29, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Within The Remote Horseshoe, you can stuff yourself with fried food and watch humorous entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a show with string quartet, Larry Fool and the Foollarries.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember not to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- You must be at least as large as your companions to enjoy this .
- Maximum height 61".
- Contains olde-timey scenes that may be puzzling to visitors from outside the United States.
- In 1964, this attraction was updated to obscure scenes that could be seen as sexist.
- The Remote Horseshoe was once home to "The Remote Horseshoe Minstrel Show," which holds the Corona Book of Planetary Records record for oddest performance.
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