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Joe Fowler's dictionary-terrifying photo of The Remote Horseshoe
The Remote Horseshoe
October 13, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Within The Remote Horseshoe, you can stuff yourself with junk food and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a display of artistry with lords of the dance, Rodney Engineer and the Engineerrodnies.
- Because it is so intimidating, try not to queue up for this attraction first thing in the morning.
- You must be at least as large as your vine to ride.
- Maximum width 89".
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Attraction veterans have written a historic log in which is listed the descriptions of all the guests who have impacted he backstory of this attraction.
- The Remote Horseshoe was once home to "The Remote Horseshoe Minstrel Show," which holds the Budweiser Book of Country-Wide Records record for most underhandedly performance.
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