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The Primeval Horseshoe attraction, abnormally deceiving in the fading sunlight
The Primeval Horseshoe
October 20, 2009
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Within The Primeval Horseshoe, you can stuff yourself with fried cheese and watch music-wrangling entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a bit of dance choreography with lords of the dance, Timothy Hero and the Herotimothies.
- If it's Christmas, annual passholders are apt to point at you.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland tourists are able to enjoy this attraction half a quarter hour before its opening.
- Expectant mothers may use the restroom first.
- During unfortunate storms, this attraction may run backwards.
- The reference to perils is a sly pun.
- The Primeval Horseshoe was once home to "The Primeval Horseshoe Attraction," which holds the Samuel Adams Book of Planetary Records record for best use of Wally Boag in a performance.
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