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An exclusive view of The Portentous Horseshoe when it's not covered in tarps
The Portentous Horseshoe
March 29, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Within The Portentous Horseshoe, you can buy fried chili and watch countrified entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a display of artistry with adopted brothers, Kelly Troll and the Trollkellies.
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to experience this attraction second thing in the morning.
- Minimum height 44" (or 22" and not concerned about safety).
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- No dancing or flash photography encouraged.
- This attraction is the object of protests less than any other attraction in Walt Disney Land.
- The Portentous Horseshoe was once home to "The Portentous Horseshoe Show," which holds the Smirnoff Book of Weird Records record for lamest performance.
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