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The Portentous Horseshoe attraction, immensely considered to be the worst functional attraction at Disneyland

The Portentous Horseshoe attraction, immensely considered to be the worst functional attraction at Disneyland

The Portentous Horseshoe

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 7, 1977
Duration: 18 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Rating for overstimulated humans: Eight pirates

Description

Within The Portentous Horseshoe, you can stuff yourself with fried chili and watch fiddlerific entertainment. Make sure to check a park schedule so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with master magicians, Jimmy Can and the Canjimmies.

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