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Hamm's lion-walking photo of The Portentous Horseshoe
The Portentous Horseshoe
June 4, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Within The Portentous Horseshoe, you can buy your daily supply of calories and watch countrified entertainment. Make sure to check a park schedule so you can catch a performance with face-makers, Wesley Computer and the Computerweslies.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember not to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 24".
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or immunological, clothing, leg, or ribcage problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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