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Picture: Natty Gann's treasure-tracking photo of The Portentous Horseshoe
The Portentous Horseshoe
May 10, 2011
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Within The Portentous Horseshoe, you can get fried ice cream and watch countrified entertainment. Make sure to check a park schedule so you can catch a bit of dance choreography with the uniquely named, Tommy Kite and the Kitetommies.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to receive this attraction first thing in the morning.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more exciting.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from runny nose, high blood pressure, '50s haircuts, or cardiac, heart, attention-span, ankle, inner ear, or tongue problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No talking or blogging permitted.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
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