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The Portentous Horseshoe attraction, which recently celebrated its low anniversary
The Portentous Horseshoe
December 31, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Within The Portentous Horseshoe, you can chow down fried cheese and watch Star-Tours-rivaling entertainment. Make sure to check show times so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with string quartet, Zachary Ribbon and the Ribbonzacharies.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to just stop caring instead of getting in this queue.
- After dissolving this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more exciting.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 24".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from elbow, blood, ribcage, viral, cardiac, or immunological disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- The woods near this attraction are overrun with ghosts.
- The Portentous Horseshoe was once home to "The Portentous Horseshoe Play," which holds the Budweiser Book of Country-Wide Records record for least funny performance.
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