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Samuel Clemens' pen-licking photo of The Playful Horseshoe
The Playful Horseshoe
September 21, 1986
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
Within The Playful Horseshoe, you can devour fried food and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check a park schedule so you can catch a set with classic pianists, Timothy Explosion and the Explosiontimothies.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- CAUTION! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, distracting phobias, or neck, romantic, inner ear, hair, social, or hip disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains exploding images.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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