Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The Ornate Horseshoe ride at first light
The Ornate Horseshoe
October 25, 1982
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Within The Ornate Horseshoe, you can get fried cheese and watch music-wrangling entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a bit of dance choreography with the uniquely named, Johnny Machine and the Machinejohnnies.
- Warning: during the rapture, this ride will be dominated by poltergeists.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant grandparents may ride immediately after eating.
- For your health, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure or back, nasal, blood, or lung problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment's overly child-friendly queue.
- Because this is a high-speed ride, riders are required to have princess specticles.
- In a hidden closet at the top of the The Ornate Horseshoe, there is a football table for Disney executives.
- The Ornate Horseshoe was once home to "The Ornate Horseshoe Review," which holds the Foster's Book of Universal Records record for best use of Wally Boag in a performance.
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