Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Old Horseshoe attraction, dangerously considered to be the only distant attraction at Disneyland
The Old Horseshoe
July 8, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Within The Old Horseshoe, you can get fried food and watch music-wrangling entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a concert with fiddle-masters, Timothy Cricket and the Crickettimothies.
- If traveling with a large group, remember to queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as statuesque as the sign to go on.
- Maximum IQ 74.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Contains exploding effects.
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