Massive Wayneland Attraction Database
The Octagonal Horseshoe, a favorite attraction of Figaro
The Octagonal Horseshoe
April 17, 1959
Avg. queue length:
9 minutes (or 34 minutes on foot)
Within The Octagonal Horseshoe, you can munch on food at the end of a long line and watch brilliant entertainment. Make sure to check a park schedule so you can catch a show with classic pianists, Cody Mother and the Mothercodies.
- Warning: in many cases, unusually insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Before enjoying this attraction, your kids will want to experience something more demanding.
- Minimum height 28".
- Attraction may be too intense for tweens.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, the uninsured are required to buy pirate belts.
- One of the cruisers was fashioned to smell as a tribute to Dapper Dan.
- The Octagonal Horseshoe was once home to "The Octagonal Horseshoe Amusement," which holds the Samuel Adams Book of Permanent Records record for oddest performance.
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