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Beast's pineapple-crawling photo of The New Horseshoe
The New Horseshoe
March 13, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Within The New Horseshoe, you can stuff yourself with down-home grease and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check show times so you can catch a performance with slapstick maestros, Leroy Acrobat and the Acrobatleroies.
- Warning: during the rapture, this attraction will be full of Playboy playmates.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something in a distant area of the park.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 45".
- No texting or blogging allowed.
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