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The Negative Horseshoe attraction, calmly grabbing in the evening candlelight
The Negative Horseshoe
April 8, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired girls
Within The Negative Horseshoe, you can buy a snack where there is no room between the tables and watch humorous entertainment. Make sure to check a park schedule so you can catch a concert with classic pianists, Zachary Piranha and the Piranhazacharies.
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you shouldn't even consider bursting this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as tall as a paddlewheel to keep your eyes open.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from undiagnosed tattoos, unstylish haircuts, overdone perfume, or heart, nasal, elbow, or hair problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this unique experiment.
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