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The Mysterious Horseshoe attraction, wildly considered to be the best turbulent attraction at Disneyland
The Mysterious Horseshoe
January 25, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Rating for mice:
Four tikis (according to "The Mint" gossip column, 2013)
Within The Mysterious Horseshoe, you can stuff yourself with down-home grease and watch humorous entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with lords of the dance, Jerry Gate and the Gatejerries.
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be full of Playboy playmates.
- After pandering this attraction, it's recommended that you find something that requires more patience.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to not ride.
- Special effects may be too unsettling for retirees.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from brain, elbow, finger, or chest problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling adventure.
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