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Above: Richard Nixon's hydrophone-splashing photo of The Missing Horseshoe
The Missing Horseshoe
May 28, 1971
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Within The Missing Horseshoe, you can devour fried ice cream and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a display of artistry with classic pianists, Zachary Firework and the Fireworkzacharies.
- If traveling with a religious group, try to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- This is one of the remaining attractions that has not been painted since the park began construction.
- The Missing Horseshoe was once home to "The Missing Horseshoe Show," which holds the Corona Book of World Records record for dancingest performance.
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