Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Merry Horseshoe attraction, yearly considered to be the premier murderous attraction at Disneyland
The Merry Horseshoe
July 21, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Within The Merry Horseshoe, you can munch on your daily supply of calories and watch humorous entertainment. Make sure to check show times so you can catch a concert with adopted brothers, Jeremy Raft and the Raftjeremies.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after trying to find this attraction.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from '50s haircuts or romantic, liver, chest, or personal issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
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