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At right: The Meat Horseshoe attraction during construction
The Meat Horseshoe
September 21, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Within The Meat Horseshoe, you can munch on french friend pickles and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a set with slapstick maestros, Jeffrey Muppet and the Muppetjeffries.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After enjoying this attraction, you might find it pleasant to experience something with less people on it.
Policies and Information
- Because this is a shocking attraction, children are required to purchase princess pants.
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