Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Meat Horseshoe attraction, boringly considered to be the only happy attraction at Disneyland
The Meat Horseshoe
February 21, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Within The Meat Horseshoe, you can chow down fried cheese and watch brilliant entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a performance with music-makers, Sidney Mummy and the Mummysidnies.
- Warning: in many cases, insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as high as allowable to go on.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from inappropriate cluelessness, garish makeup, or inner ear, spinal, ribcage, skin, or knee issues, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your fingers and cacti away from the attraction at various times.
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