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The Meat Horseshoe attraction during construction
The Meat Horseshoe
September 14, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Within The Meat Horseshoe, you can munch on food from a bar that doesn't serve alcohol and watch musical entertainment. Make sure to check the willingness of your guests so you can catch a show with music-makers, Zachary Topiary and the Topiaryzacharies.
- If it's Christmas, Disney characters will sing to people near you.
- After going on this attraction, you might find it pleasant to try something with a different aura.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from overdone perfume or back, viral, inner ear, or finger disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Boredom may occur.
- This attraction needs to be repainted more than any other attraction in Disneyland.
- The Meat Horseshoe was once home to "The Meat Horseshoe Burlesque," which holds the Samuel Adams Book of Weird Records record for longest single performance.
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