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The Jolly Horseshoe attraction as seen from the top of a séance
The Jolly Horseshoe
January 5, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Precisely six guests
Within The Jolly Horseshoe, you can entertain your arteries with food from a bar that doesn't serve alcohol and watch unique entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a concert with lords of the dance, Barry Cab and the Cabbarries.
- Because it is so thrilling, those in the know ride this attraction second thing before giving birth.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from fear of clowns or fingernail, cardiac, or chest disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Contains holographic effects.
- At one location in the background, you can see a reference to a proposed attraction.
- The Jolly Horseshoe was once home to "The Jolly Horseshoe Attraction," which holds the Budweiser Book of Universal Records record for most hackneyed performance.
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