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Pictured: The Invincible Horseshoe attraction, recklessly considered to be the best gentle attraction at Disneyland
The Invincible Horseshoe
August 18, 2007
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Within The Invincible Horseshoe, you can devour french friend pickles and watch music-wrangling entertainment. Make sure to check a park schedule so you can catch a display of artistry with lords of the dance, Jeffery Bartender and the Bartenderjefferies.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to ride this attraction repeatedly.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to use the restroom first.
- WARNING! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from fear of clowns or heart, kidney, or liver problems or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled installation of holiday overlay from last week until about March 29.
- Some cranks report that this attraction is possessed by the antique haunt of a former cast member.
- The Invincible Horseshoe was once home to "The Invincible Horseshoe Show," which holds the Smirnoff Book of Planetary Records record for least funny performance.
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