Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Helpless Horseshoe attraction, always considered to be the finest sweeping attraction at Disneyland
The Helpless Horseshoe
May 9, 1983
Avg. queue length:
An estimated four Mickeys
Within The Helpless Horseshoe, you can munch on down-home grease and watch fiddlerific entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a concert with fiddle-masters, Tony Goldfish and the Goldfishtonies.
- Warning: very determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Expectant grandparents can send their children on alone.
- Yawning may occur.
- The letters in "The Helpless Horseshoe" can be scrambled to spell "Hsrseshlloshep Heeo Te."
- Be sure to look for a mysterious Tuck when you look up in the main queue.
- The Helpless Horseshoe was once home to "The Helpless Horseshoe Minstrel Show," which holds the Smirnoff Book of Permanent Records record for lamest performance.
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