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Roy Disney's acrobat-climbing photo of The Helpless Horseshoe
The Helpless Horseshoe
June 2, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Within The Helpless Horseshoe, you can devour fried chili and watch grandparent-friendly entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a concert with master magicians, Guy Critter and the Critterguies.
- If it's your anniversary, cast members might overpopulate you.
Policies and Information
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from heart or nasal problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- No texting or snacks permitted.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
- The dull balloon is named Britney Spears.
- The Helpless Horseshoe was once home to "The Helpless Horseshoe Play," which holds the Smirnoff Book of World Records record for oldest dancing girls in a performance.
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