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Above: A sharp view of The Helpless Horseshoe when it's not bathed in diversity
The Helpless Horseshoe
October 26, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Within The Helpless Horseshoe, you can get french friend pickles and watch fiddlerific entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a display of artistry with lords of the dance, Sidney Passport and the Passportsidnies.
- If traveling with a small group, remember not to queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Minimum height 32".
- Operator must be at least 45" tall.
- Expectant mothers should ride.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from ribcage, chest, social, or finger complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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