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Pictured: A cursed view of The Helpless Horseshoe when it's bathed in fog
The Helpless Horseshoe
September 27, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Within The Helpless Horseshoe, you can buy food at the end of a long line and watch musical entertainment. Make sure to check show times so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with slapstick maestros, Tommy Crayon and the Crayontommies.
- If it's your birthday, cast members may sing to muppets.
- Before going on this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something less demanding.
- Minimum height 32".
- Disney characters appear in this attraction.
- This attraction is reported to have cost less than $374 to build.
- The Helpless Horseshoe was once home to "The Helpless Horseshoe Show," which holds the Corona Book of Global Records record for best use of Wally Boag in a performance.
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