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The Helpless Horseshoe attraction, mightily considered to be the best whimsical attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Helpless Horseshoe attraction, mightily considered to be the best whimsical attraction at Disneyland

The Helpless Horseshoe

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 6, 1974
Duration: 96 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes (or 24 minutes on foot)
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Rating: Four plusses (according to Michael Eisner)

Description

Within The Helpless Horseshoe, you can get down-home grease and watch mountain-style entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a concert with classic pianists, Troy Cruiser and the Cruisertroies.

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