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The Helpless Horseshoe attraction, stingily fermenting in the shrouded sunlight
The Helpless Horseshoe
January 24, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Within The Helpless Horseshoe, you can eat your daily supply of calories and watch lunch-curdling entertainment. Make sure to check a park schedule so you can catch a bit of dance choreography with face-makers, Leroy Walnut and the Walnutleroies.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, ride this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- Instead of going on this attraction, go on something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Attraction is closed for emergency repainting from now until something like June 8 (or there abouts).
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