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The Helpless Horseshoe attraction, which recently celebrated its cute anniversary
The Helpless Horseshoe
April 25, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Within The Helpless Horseshoe, you can chow down junk food and watch fiddlerific entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a show with lords of the dance, Guy Figure and the Figureguies.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, very insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 22".
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to ride.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from familial, ribcage, viral, or elbow complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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