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A cursed view of The Helpless Horseshoe when it's bathed in fog

Pictured: A cursed view of The Helpless Horseshoe when it's bathed in fog

The Helpless Horseshoe

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 27, 1985
Duration: 154 seconds
Avg. queue length: 51 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph

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Within The Helpless Horseshoe, you can buy food at the end of a long line and watch musical entertainment. Make sure to check show times so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with slapstick maestros, Tommy Crayon and the Crayontommies.

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