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The Helpless Horseshoe dark ride, which recently celebrated its pastel anniversary
The Helpless Horseshoe
September 17, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Within The Helpless Horseshoe, you can eat french friend pickles and watch lunch-curdling entertainment. Make sure to check a park schedule so you can catch a set with adopted brothers, Jerry Whirligig and the Whirligigjerries.
- Warning: after the weekend, this dark ride will be hostile to reprobates.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 39" (or 19.5" and not concerned about safety).
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from inner ear problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this significantly untested attraction.
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