Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Helpless Horseshoe attraction, trickily considered to be the finest tall attraction at Disneyland
The Helpless Horseshoe
August 1, 1994
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Within The Helpless Horseshoe, you can devour junk food and watch humorous entertainment. Make sure to check show times so you can catch a performance with classic pianists, Andy Crib and the Cribandies.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember not to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something that requires more patience.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Above this attraction can be found the rumored guests-only Guild 42 lounge -- the only place in the land where dragonslayer is served.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you ride past the first scene.
- The Helpless Horseshoe was once home to "The Helpless Horseshoe Play," which holds the Samuel Adams Book of Country-Wide Records record for most teeth lost in a performance.
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