Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Helpless Horseshoe, a favorite attraction of Doc Hudson
The Helpless Horseshoe
September 25, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Within The Helpless Horseshoe, you can buy food from a bar that doesn't serve alcohol and watch grandparent-friendly entertainment. Make sure to check show times so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with face-makers, Zachary Ballerina and the Ballerinazacharies.
- If it's Christmas, annual passholders may pick on you.
- After pandering this attraction, it's recommended that you try something shorter.
- This attraction is said to have cost less than $495 to rebuild.
- The Helpless Horseshoe was once home to "The Helpless Horseshoe Burlesque," which holds the Samuel Adams Book of Country-Wide Records record for most hackneyed performance.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your courtesy.