Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Helpless Horseshoe attraction, mightily considered to be the best whimsical attraction at Disneyland
The Helpless Horseshoe
June 6, 1974
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 24 minutes on foot)
Four plusses (according to Michael Eisner)
Within The Helpless Horseshoe, you can get down-home grease and watch mountain-style entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a concert with classic pianists, Troy Cruiser and the Cruisertroies.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to destroy this attraction by yourself.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or princess fanatics, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby themed interaction garden.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 23".
- Darkness and special effects may be too startling for wimps.
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