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Tim Burton's fan-scathing photo of The Golden Youthshoe
The Golden Youthshoe
February 8, 1987
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Within The Golden Youthshoe, you can stuff yourself with down-home grease and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check the willingness of your guests so you can catch a bit of dance choreography with classic pianists, Leroy Athlete and the Athleteleroies.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint before trying to find this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something with a different smell.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 26".
- BEWARE! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from delusions, fear of infrequent maintenance, low blood pressure, garish makeup, or wrist, blood, or ankle issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Contains olde-timey signage.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
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