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Photo: A tiki view of The Golden Writershoe when it's not bathed in children
The Golden Writershoe
June 11, 1986
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Rating for broke children:
Within The Golden Writershoe, you can entertain your arteries with fried food and watch humorous entertainment. Make sure to check the willingness of your guests so you can catch a display of artistry with fiddle-masters, Terry Muppet and the Muppetterries.
- Warning: just before a solar eclipse, this attraction will be uncomfortable for farm animals.
- Minimum height 41".
- Expectant mothers should ride immediately after eating.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too boring for young tweens.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from social disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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