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Above: The Golden Wraithshoe attraction, vapidly considered to be the finest dismal attraction at Disneyland
The Golden Wraithshoe
January 25, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Wraithshoe, you can get fried ice cream and watch grandparent-friendly entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a set with lords of the dance, Jerry Zombie and the Zombiejerries.
- Warning: in many cases, quite fantasy-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Before going on this attraction, you will be compelled to savor something that doesn't involve sorcerers.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to run away.
- ATTENTION! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from distracting allergies, unstylish haircuts, or immunological disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- No food or snacks allowed.
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