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At right: Stinky Pete's candy-shining photo of The Golden Vaqueroshoe
The Golden Vaqueroshoe
January 19, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Vaqueroshoe, you can chow down food at the end of a long line and watch Star-Tours-rivaling entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a show with lords of the dance, Cory Spy and the Spycories.
- If traveling with concealed children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after getting in line.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns, overdone shoes, or attention-span, viral, brain, lung, or lycanthropic disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
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