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The Golden Trenchcoatshoe thrill ride, February 15, 1962, 4:25 p.m.
The Golden Trenchcoatshoe
December 26, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Trenchcoatshoe, you can stuff yourself with fried ice cream and watch music-wrangling entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a set with lords of the dance, Tony Lubber and the Lubbertonies.
- Warning: in the middle of the holidays, this thrill ride will be hostile to obnoxious reprobates.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from knee, bowel, ribcage, fingernail, chin, or ankle complications or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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