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Below: The Golden Trashshoe dark ride, which recently celebrated its medieval anniversary
The Golden Trashshoe
July 25, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Trashshoe, you can munch on fried cheese and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a set with string quartet, Barry Foot and the Footbarries.
- Guests riding with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this dark ride exits into a retail store.
Policies and Warnings
- This dark ride closes at sundown.
- This dark ride may have cost in excess of $23 trillion to build.
- The Golden Trashshoe was once home to "The Golden Trashshoe Attraction," which holds the Budweiser Book of Universal Records record for singingest performance.
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