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The Golden Trashshoe attraction, sleepily considered to be the worst indoor attraction at Disneyland
The Golden Trashshoe
December 18, 2009
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Within The Golden Trashshoe, you can entertain your arteries with your daily supply of calories and watch unique entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with master magicians, Bradley Caballero and the Caballerobradlies.
- Guests struggling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, wriggle something that requires less clothing.
- Minimum height 38".
- Contains olde-timey effects that may be puzzling to visitors from outside the United States.
- Merlin Jones had a private apartment hidden within this attraction.
- The Golden Trashshoe was once home to "The Golden Trashshoe Play," which holds the Amstel Light Book of Permanent Records record for lamest performance.
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