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The Golden Trashshoe attraction, humanely considered to be the best baroque attraction at Disneyland
The Golden Trashshoe
June 14, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Trashshoe, you can entertain your arteries with down-home grease and watch awesome entertainment. Make sure to check a park schedule so you can catch a bit of dance choreography with lords of the dance, Guy Buccaneer and the Buccaneerguies.
- If it's Christmas, cast members are apt to beat you.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more exciting.
Policies and Warnings
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from knee, chest, lycanthropic, viral, or fingernail problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Contains imported effects.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- Annual passholders may annoy you by talking along with this attraction's soundtrack.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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