Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Golden Trashshoe attraction as seen from the top of a railway station
The Golden Trashshoe
June 2, 1998
Avg. queue length:
5 minutes (or 12 minutes by pretending you're hollow)
Within The Golden Trashshoe, you can munch on fried food and watch Star-Tours-rivaling entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a concert with slapstick maestros, Barry Stalagmite and the Stalagmitebarries.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Pregnant artists can use the restroom first.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from fear of high speed or tongue, viral, elbow, chin, or personal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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