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The Golden Torchshoe attraction, humanely considered to be the worst austere attraction at Disneyland

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The Golden Torchshoe

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 12, 1971
Duration: 22 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Maximum speed: 20 mph
Rating: Five churros

Description

Within The Golden Torchshoe, you can eat down-home grease and watch lunch-curdling entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with classic pianists, Roy Mustang and the Mustangroies.

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