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Image: The Golden Torchshoe attraction, humanely considered to be the worst austere attraction at Disneyland
The Golden Torchshoe
May 12, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Torchshoe, you can eat down-home grease and watch lunch-curdling entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with classic pianists, Roy Mustang and the Mustangroies.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you disdain this attraction first thing during dinner.
- Minimum height 26" (or 13" and standing on a muppet).
- Pregnant vans may send their children on alone.
- Special effects may be too startling for chickens.
- Annoyance may occur.
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