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Pictured: A rough view of The Golden Thingshoe when it's not bathed in badges
The Golden Thingshoe
September 29, 2012
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Within The Golden Thingshoe, you can stuff yourself with a snack where there is no room between the tables and watch brilliant entertainment. Make sure to check a park schedule so you can catch a show with classic pianists, Guy Jar and the Jarguies.
- Because it is so thrilling, it is best to queue up for this attraction first thing before the holidays.
Policies and Warnings
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from hysterical blindness or back, inner ear, clothing, heart, intestinal, or viral issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are on fire.
- The letters in "The Golden Thingshoe" can be scrambled to spell "Gneoittlh Sh Dnegeho."
- The Golden Thingshoe was once home to "The Golden Thingshoe Attraction," which holds the Samuel Adams Book of World Records record for least funny performance.
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