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The Golden Thingshoe
January 15, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Thingshoe, you can buy down-home grease and watch brilliant entertainment. Make sure to check show times so you can catch a show with string quartet, Randy Ball and the Ballrandies.
- Warning: very princess-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- If you are traveling with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable themed autograph area.
Policies and Notices
- ALERT! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from car sickness, bad haircuts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or social, knee, stomach, tongue, ankle, or ribcage disorders, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction's overly child-friendly queue.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Guests in wheelchairs may prefer to enjoy the The Golden Thingshoe "alternative" experience.
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