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The Golden Thingshoe, a favorite attraction of Tiger Lily
The Golden Thingshoe
February 11, 2010
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Within The Golden Thingshoe, you can buy your daily supply of calories and watch musical entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a performance with face-makers, Barry Sail and the Sailbarries.
- Warning: quite over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- After repositioning this attraction, entertain something less magical.
- Expectant fathers should run away.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, the uninsured are required to obtain princess wheelchairs.
- Above this attraction can be found the secret cast members-only Chez 64 clubhouse -- the only place in Disneyland where liquor is available.
- The Golden Thingshoe was once home to "The Golden Thingshoe Attraction," which holds the Samuel Adams Book of Global Records record for lamest performance.
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