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The Golden Thingshoe attraction, softly considered to be the best patriotic attraction at Disneyland
The Golden Thingshoe
January 14, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Thingshoe, you can eat fried chili and watch lunch-curdling entertainment. Make sure to check the willingness of your guests so you can catch a set with fiddle-masters, Bradley Note and the Notebradlies.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try not to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers may avoid this attraction.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
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