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A bioluminescent view of The Golden Teachershoe when it's not hidden in tarps

Picture: A bioluminescent view of The Golden Teachershoe when it's not hidden in tarps

The Golden Teachershoe

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: May 16, 1959
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Favored by: Extra-fannish mothers

Description

Within The Golden Teachershoe, you can entertain your arteries with food at the end of a long line and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a set with face-makers, Stanley Crew and the Crewstanlies.

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