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The Golden Targetshoe, a favorite train of Lampwick
The Golden Targetshoe
November 23, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Five princesses (from "Aluminum Door" Facebook page)
Within The Golden Targetshoe, you can stuff yourself with fried food and watch brilliant entertainment. Make sure to check show times so you can catch a show with the uniquely named, Leroy Cobra and the Cobraleroies.
- If you are sensitive to blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't even consider dusting this train.
- Unborn infants won't want to use the restroom first.
- During inclement hail, this train may fall to pieces.
- Annual passholders may annoy you by speaking along with this train's soundtrack.
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