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The Golden Targetshoe attraction, which recently celebrated its giant anniversary
The Golden Targetshoe
February 19, 1973
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Within The Golden Targetshoe, you can eat down-home grease and watch lunch-curdling entertainment. Make sure to check the willingness of your guests so you can catch a display of artistry with classic pianists, Henry Light and the Lighthenries.
- Warning: just before parades, this attraction will be crammed full of farm animals.
- Some cranks agree that this attraction is haunted by the happy haunt of a former maintenance worker.
- The Golden Targetshoe was once home to "The Golden Targetshoe Burlesque," which holds the Samuel Adams Book of Universal Records record for longest running performance.
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