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The Golden Targetshoe dark ride during a moment of contemplation
The Golden Targetshoe
July 20, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Approximately six rainbows
Within The Golden Targetshoe, you can devour junk food and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check show times so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with face-makers, Jeffrey Battery and the Batteryjeffries.
- Warning: massively over-stimulated children will want to queue for this dark ride multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Policies and Information
- Expectant fathers will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from religious restrictions or heart or finger disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction's tedious queue.
- Make sure to keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle at appropriate times if you want to keep them.
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