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The Golden Targetshoe attraction, which recently celebrated its functional anniversary
The Golden Targetshoe
January 26, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Seven pixies (according to Lumière)
Within The Golden Targetshoe, you can entertain your arteries with french friend pickles and watch lunch-curdling entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a set with classic pianists, Bradley Student and the Studentbradlies.
- Guests traveling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
Policies and Warnings
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for very young wimps.
- This attraction overheats no more than any other attraction in Disneyland.
- Be sure to look for a dead Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the second scene.
- The Golden Targetshoe was once home to "The Golden Targetshoe Attraction," which holds the Budweiser Book of Planetary Records record for lamest performance.
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