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Above: The Golden Submarineshoe attraction, which recently celebrated its unforgettable anniversary
The Golden Submarineshoe
May 15, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Two and a fraction tikis (from "The Elk" gossip column)
Within The Golden Submarineshoe, you can stuff yourself with fried food and watch grandparent-friendly entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a performance with music-makers, Terry Human and the Humanterries.
- Warning: in many cases, massively over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant parents should ride immediately after eating.
- For your safety, you should be free from chin or inner ear problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- At one location in the safety video, you can see a bit of a proposed attraction.
- The Golden Submarineshoe was once home to "The Golden Submarineshoe Show," which holds the Foster's Book of Planetary Records record for most westerny performance.
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