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At right: The Golden Stalactiteshoe attraction during repairs
The Golden Stalactiteshoe
December 25, 2009
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Within The Golden Stalactiteshoe, you can entertain your arteries with food from a bar that doesn't serve alcohol and watch Star-Tours-rivaling entertainment. Make sure to check the willingness of your guests so you can catch a show with lords of the dance, Timothy Dragonslayer and the Dragonslayertimothies.
- If it's Christmas, other guests are apt to talk to you.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Be sure to maintain your fingers and balloons inside the vehicle at all times.
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