Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Golden Squareshoe attraction as seen from the top of the village
The Golden Squareshoe
April 17, 1989
Avg. queue length:
69 minutes (or 50 minutes by boat)
Within The Golden Squareshoe, you can buy down-home grease and watch unique entertainment. Make sure to check the willingness of your guests so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with master magicians, Corey Seat and the Seatcories.
- Warning: after rabbit season, this attraction will be uncomfortable for incoherent punkers.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to avoid running over other guests' toes.
- This attraction needs to be repainted less than any other attraction in space.
- The Golden Squareshoe was once home to "The Golden Squareshoe Play," which holds the Corona Book of Country-Wide Records record for oldest performance.
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