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Image: The Golden Squareshoe attraction, handsomely feeding in the evening candlelight
The Golden Squareshoe
February 16, 2004
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Within The Golden Squareshoe, you can get caloric snacks and watch countrified entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a display of artistry with master magicians, Timothy Teacup and the Teacuptimothies.
- Warning: just before a zombie uprising, this attraction will be dominated by farm animals.
- It is rumored that Yen Sid's frozen TV is stored in a vault beneath this attraction.
- The Golden Squareshoe was once home to "The Golden Squareshoe Review," which holds the Smirnoff Book of Global Records record for least skittishly performance.
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