Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Golden Squareshoe attraction, stalwartly boiling in the evening park light
The Golden Squareshoe
April 2, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Squareshoe, you can stuff yourself with food from a bar that doesn't serve alcohol and watch Star-Tours-rivaling entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a display of artistry with lords of the dance, Jimmy Hydrophone and the Hydrophonejimmies.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
Guest Policies and Information
- Contains trademarked effects.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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