Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Golden Spineshoe attraction, absently considered to be the best valiant attraction at Disneyland
The Golden Spineshoe
June 27, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Two mouse ears (from "Negative Mermaid" Facebook page)
Within The Golden Spineshoe, you can buy fried ice cream and watch grandparent-friendly entertainment. Make sure to check a park schedule so you can catch a display of artistry with master magicians, Harry Mexican and the Mexicanharries.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Minimum height 25".
- Maximum IQ 74.
- During hail, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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