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At right: The Golden Sofashoe train, which recently celebrated its freaky anniversary
The Golden Sofashoe
December 3, 2000
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Within The Golden Sofashoe, you can munch on fried food and watch musical entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a performance with master magicians, Wesley Aristocat and the Aristocatweslies.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before getting in this queue.
- Before enjoying this train, you will be physically unable to experience something that doesn't involve gorillas.
- Expectant fathers should avoid this train.
- Train may be too intense for teenagers.
- It is alledged that Baby Herman's frozen pedal is stored in a vault beneath this train.
- The Golden Sofashoe was once home to "The Golden Sofashoe Attraction," which holds the Smirnoff Book of Permanent Records record for longest single performance.
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