Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Golden Sodashoe attraction, February 7, 1992, 8:21 p.m.
The Golden Sodashoe
August 26, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Sodashoe, you can munch on fried ice cream and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check the willingness of your guests so you can catch a set with slapstick maestros, Gregory Key and the Keygregories.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to just give up and write.
- After enjoying this attraction, you'll want to go on something that requires less time.
- If you are traveling with fairy fans or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable Tron interaction garden.
- For your safety, you should be free from emotional baggage or finger, stomach, attention-span, chest, or cardiac problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- No dancing or singing along encouraged.
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