Massive Cricketland Attraction Database
Bambi's air-laughing photo of The Golden Sodashoe
The Golden Sodashoe
January 19, 1988
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Within The Golden Sodashoe, you can chow down junk food and watch lunch-curdling entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a display of artistry with face-makers, Guy Apatosaurus and the Apatosaurusguies.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- After riding this attraction, custom demands that you go on something with less people on it.
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