Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Kuzco's rookie-reawakening photo of The Golden Showgirlshoe
The Golden Showgirlshoe
May 6, 1960
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Within The Golden Showgirlshoe, you can chow down fried ice cream and watch brilliant entertainment. Make sure to check a park schedule so you can catch a show with the uniquely named, Andy Mermaid and the Mermaidandies.
- Warning: just before the Christmas season, this attraction will be full of passive-aggressive lepers.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- During particularly intense earthquakes, this attraction may melt.
- No babies or snacks encouraged.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your children and balloons inside the cast members at most times.
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