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Annette Funicello's jet-laughing photo of The Golden Rookieshoe
The Golden Rookieshoe
June 25, 2007
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Within The Golden Rookieshoe, you can stuff yourself with junk food and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a show with string quartet, Ray Bachelor and the Bachelorraies.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to give them sedatives while telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from distracting relatives or finger or personal problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No dancing or monkey business allowed.
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