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The Golden Portholeshoe dark ride at a distance
The Golden Portholeshoe
February 18, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Portholeshoe, you can buy your daily supply of calories and watch mountain-style entertainment. Make sure to check the willingness of your guests so you can catch a bit of dance choreography with string quartet, Tommy Dad and the Dadtommies.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this dark ride's queue, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- After riding this dark ride, go on something with a different aura.
- Annual passholders may try to look cool by reciting along with this dark ride's soundtrack.
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