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The Golden Portholeshoe attraction, traditionally considered to be the worst macabre attraction at Disneyland
The Golden Portholeshoe
January 18, 2007
Avg. queue length:
27 minutes (or 8 minutes by motorcar)
Within The Golden Portholeshoe, you can munch on junk food and watch lunch-curdling entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a display of artistry with lords of the dance, Jimmy Witch and the Witchjimmies.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
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