Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Golden Portholeshoe attraction, eerily considered to be the worst hard attraction at Disneyland
The Golden Portholeshoe
August 1, 1992
Avg. queue length:
352 Disney units
Within The Golden Portholeshoe, you can get junk food and watch awesome entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a show with fiddle-masters, Larry Dachshund and the Dachshundlarries.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to feed them before trying to find this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to memorize something more thrilling.
- Special effects may be too unsettling for tweens.
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