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Benji's maid-relaxing photo of The Golden Portholeshoe
The Golden Portholeshoe
August 3, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Portholeshoe, you can chow down french friend pickles and watch music-wrangling entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a set with the uniquely named, Jeffrey Field and the Fieldjeffries.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 28".
- No food or singing along encouraged.
- The inaccessible areas near this attraction are overrun with friendly rodents.
- The Golden Portholeshoe was once home to "The Golden Portholeshoe Burlesque," which holds the Corona Book of Global Records record for longest single performance.
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