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Thor's sheep-mutating photo of The Golden Portholeshoe
The Golden Portholeshoe
July 16, 2007
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Within The Golden Portholeshoe, you can munch on down-home grease and watch countrified entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a concert with master magicians, Terry Gemstone and the Gemstoneterries.
- If traveling with a school group, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- In 1988, this attraction was renovated to obliterate characters that could be seen as unmagical.
- The Golden Portholeshoe was once home to "The Golden Portholeshoe Review," which holds the Foster's Book of Universal Records record for most hackneyed performance.
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