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Above: The Golden Pioneershoe attraction, brightly waning in the afternoon sunlight
The Golden Pioneershoe
November 29, 2010
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Within The Golden Pioneershoe, you can buy your daily supply of calories and watch grandparent-friendly entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a show with slapstick maestros, Tracy Driver and the Drivertracies.
- Warning: immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 44".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from goth clothing, unstylish haircuts, or liver or attention-span issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this unique journey.
- Boredom may occur.
- Make sure to keep your children and strollers (not necessarily in that order) away from the entangling vines at various times.
- This is the last of the many attractions that has not been rethemed since the park was conceived.
- The Golden Pioneershoe was once home to "The Golden Pioneershoe Minstrel Show," which holds the Corona Book of Global Records record for loudest performance.
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