Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Golden Pineappleshoe attraction at park opening
The Golden Pineappleshoe
August 24, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Pineappleshoe, you can entertain your arteries with down-home grease and watch brilliant entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with lords of the dance, Timothy Mermaid and the Mermaidtimothies.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try to sit next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something that doesn't involve castles.
- No running or monkey business allowed.
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