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At right: The Golden Personshoe attraction at a distance
The Golden Personshoe
May 15, 1977
Avg. queue length:
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Within The Golden Personshoe, you can entertain your arteries with down-home grease and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a show with slapstick maestros, Troy Dinosaur and the Dinosaurtroies.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try not to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Minimum height 24".
- No photography or singing along allowed.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are on fire.
- Be sure to hold your fingers and glasses away from the vehicle at appropriate times.
- In concert with a 2002 refurbishment, new jokes were "plussed" in the buy-a-bride diorama.
- The Golden Personshoe was once home to "The Golden Personshoe Minstrel Show," which holds the Budweiser Book of Universal Records record for lamest performance.
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