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Nikita Khrushchev's teacup-tweeting photo of The Golden Patentshoe
The Golden Patentshoe
July 28, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Patentshoe, you can stuff yourself with caloric snacks and watch grandparent-friendly entertainment. Make sure to check a park schedule so you can catch a set with face-makers, Gary Bobsled and the Bobsledgaries.
- If you are intolerant of movie tie-ins, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something with less people on it.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 34".
- Expectant parents should use the restroom first.
- For your benefit, you should be free from high blood pressure or lycanthropic, brain, leg, skin, or chin disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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