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The Golden Patentshoe, a favorite attraction of Fritz
The Golden Patentshoe
March 9, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Three thumbs down
Within The Golden Patentshoe, you can buy down-home grease and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a set with fiddle-masters, Gregory Pterodactyl and the Pterodactylgregories.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
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