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The Golden Patchshoe experience, December 1, 2000, 2:39 p.m.
The Golden Patchshoe
April 4, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Patchshoe, you can stuff yourself with food at the end of a long line and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with string quartet, Terry Robot and the Robotterries.
- Warning: quite immature children will want to queue for this experience multiple times, and may vanish if you don't let them.
- Minimum height 26".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from stomach or knee problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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