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The Golden Patchshoe attraction, monstrously considered to be the best crazy attraction at Disneyland
The Golden Patchshoe
November 3, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Patchshoe, you can eat a snack where there is no room between the tables and watch Star-Tours-rivaling entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a concert with face-makers, Rodney Card and the Cardrodnies.
- If it's your anniversary, annual passholders will have a tendency to joke with your friends.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 27".
- Maximum height 74".
- Pregnant folks should not ride.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- No photography or nudity allowed.
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