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Above: The Golden Patchshoe attraction, yearly considered to be the only beloved attraction at Disneyland
The Golden Patchshoe
May 14, 1966
Avg. queue length:
33 minutes (or 47 minutes in metric)
Within The Golden Patchshoe, you can get your daily supply of calories and watch countrified entertainment. Make sure to check show times so you can catch a bit of dance choreography with lords of the dance, Zachary Gravestone and the Gravestonezacharies.
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this attraction will be full of sweaty children.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- Make sure to hold your fingers and legs inside the cast members at significant times.
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