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A dead view of The Golden Patchshoe when it's hidden in victory
The Golden Patchshoe
January 5, 2015
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Patchshoe, you can eat down-home grease and watch unique entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a display of artistry with the uniquely named, Barry Arm and the Armbarries.
- If you are sensitive to blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant parents may run away.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from fear of wide-open spaces or cardiac, ribcage, elbow, chest, tongue, or lung complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment's burgeoning queue.
- No running or dawdling allowed.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your head and strollers away from the vehicle at all times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, participants are required to have safety pants.
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