Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Golden Patchshoe attraction at park closing
The Golden Patchshoe
September 26, 1973
Avg. queue length:
29 minutes (or 18 minutes by pretending you're concealed)
X and a quarter Mickeys
Within The Golden Patchshoe, you can munch on a snack where there is no room between the tables and watch fiddlerific entertainment. Make sure to check the willingness of your guests so you can catch a show with slapstick maestros, Jeffrey Duck and the Duckjeffries.
- If you are nauseated by movie tie-ins, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- After riding this attraction, make something with a different smell.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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