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Lonnie Burr's sword-tempting photo of The Golden Orbitershoe
The Golden Orbitershoe
January 7, 1964
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Within The Golden Orbitershoe, you can entertain your arteries with food from a bar that doesn't serve alcohol and watch countrified entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a concert with face-makers, Jimmy Crib and the Cribjimmies.
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to enjoy this attraction before giving birth.
- Expectant fathers can send their children on alone.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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